Labatt Blue Light
Labatt Blue Light is scientifically proven to turn good times into better times.* The mere presence of this crisp, clean, and refreshing beer has the power to transform a painfully mediocre night into a rockin’ good time. How? We’re not quite sure. It could be the hops. It could be the yeast. It could be the 20 megatons of rocket sauce we pack into every bottle.** All we know is that since it was created in 1983, good times have just gotten better.
* It’s true. A study was conducted in 2010 by the University of Awesome.
** 20 megatons of rocket sauce is a metaphor for comprehensive selection of fine ingredients.
